I can't help myself. It's the gutter rat in me, always looking for trouble 'round every corner.

( and if he cannot find it, he'll create it. the grin dies down, brows pinched together. sass is easy, this is a little harder. )

've got chronic foot in mouth syndrome. An' I'm an idiot. Always getting into shit I shouldn't be. I need a friend who'll tell me to fuck off when I'm being stupid.