( why is he robbing the mob? because tim suggested it. as if jason wouldn't see "steal from the mob" and opt to do it in the most extra way possible because tim suggested it, clearly it's all tim's fault. )
Like a proper Robin Hood. ( the grin hides a barely surpressed laugh because clearly he's hilarious. )
( ninety percent of the time. and if he can get away with not being caught then clearly it didn't happen. )
Part of the call for help. If I was aiming to kill it'd be easy. Leaving live bodies behind means leaving the chance of them getting back up. Dying via getting shot in the back'd just be embarrassing.
it's fine, jason doesn't give a shit. just lets himself fall for a moment before he's twisting himself around and firing a grapple gun he'd had in his jacket up. grabs with both hands just in time to prevent it from throwing out his shoulder, then follows the wall on up. he's not tarzan, this way is just more fun than jumping from kyle's window. )
( an ugly snort that breaks into a soft little laugh, but. he's following his own invisible path through central city, hauling himself from roof to roof. )
( is kyle really expecting jason to have followed him enough to know all of his life stories. maybe he does have intermittent access to the batcomputer, but there's so much shit to read through as-is just going through the gothamites. )
[ no, that hadn't been it. at one point, it had been thrilling. an easy fix for everything. no one needed to bleed out and suffer. simple. easy. but it had been talking to the spectre — talking to hal that made him give it up.
the second time around . . . kyle glances at his hands. at one point, he was sure he was just made of stardust. all that kept him human was gone. all that was keeping him human . . . existed on the edge of a knife. ]
( it's enough of a reaction that jason slows down until he stops in the middle of the rooftop. tilts his head to the side in what's as close to an inquisitive look as he can get when his face is fully covered. )
gross not because of kyle's cosmic horror bullshit. gross because he's standing here considering listening to it. because despite their bitching, fighting, and jason's want to shove his fist into kyle's face whenever he opens his mouth, jason would still consider them friends enough to call him one. which is gross. but also cements-- )
Does it matter? 've got functioning ears and I probably won't tune you out.
( he'll argue that fair's fair, kyle listened to him bitch and clearly that's the only reason he'll stand here and listen to him yap on. but it's not. )
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( why is he robbing the mob? because tim suggested it. as if jason wouldn't see "steal from the mob" and opt to do it in the most extra way possible because tim suggested it, clearly it's all tim's fault. )
Like a proper Robin Hood. ( the grin hides a barely surpressed laugh because clearly he's hilarious. )
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[ even if kyle is sure that money isn't making it to the poor. ]
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Unless you want me sleeping on your couch.
( it's only a little crime. a crime against criminals. it hardly counts. )
You don't have to do shit, I just need back up. And hands to help carry their shit out.
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What about casualties?
[ killing, specifically. again, not something kyle has an ethical issue with but he rather not. ]
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( ninety percent of the time. and if he can get away with not being caught then clearly it didn't happen. )
Part of the call for help. If I was aiming to kill it'd be easy. Leaving live bodies behind means leaving the chance of them getting back up. Dying via getting shot in the back'd just be embarrassing.
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All right. Just tell me when and where.
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( or ring kyle up two minutes beforehand, whichever feels right in the moment. in the meantime, he's raising a hand to gesture towards the window. )
Think you can dim yourself down enough to go out an' do some recon?
( can kyle manage to try and be stealthy for a minute. )
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I'm not a nightlight and it doesn't work like that.
[ kyle is not perpetually glowing. ]
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( snorting, but he's climbing up onto the window sill again anyway. shoves his hood down over his head. )
You suck at stealth.
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[ he's not interested in becoming the next dude in assassin's creed. how he does things works. ]
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( jason settles his weight on the balls of his feet, crouched down in the window frame, and--
kicks off of it. bye loser, he's going the fun way. )
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[ kyle's heard it all before. with the light dimmed, he simply steps out and glides through the air, silent. ]
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it's fine, jason doesn't give a shit. just lets himself fall for a moment before he's twisting himself around and firing a grapple gun he'd had in his jacket up. grabs with both hands just in time to prevent it from throwing out his shoulder, then follows the wall on up. he's not tarzan, this way is just more fun than jumping from kyle's window. )
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How far is it?
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I haven't been here a week an' you expect me to know where shit happens?
( he does. that's not the point. )
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Because you're a control freak who doesn't know how to have a life?
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Like you're any better.
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( another large jump, but this time he does a little roll once he hits the next building. his poor jacket. )
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Not exactly micro-managing anyone now, am I?
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( is kyle really expecting jason to have followed him enough to know all of his life stories. maybe he does have intermittent access to the batcomputer, but there's so much shit to read through as-is just going through the gothamites. )
Only so much having power can do for you.
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the second time around . . . kyle glances at his hands. at one point, he was sure he was just made of stardust. all that kept him human was gone. all that was keeping him human . . . existed on the edge of a knife. ]
Something like that.
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You wanna talk about it?
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You want to hear about my cosmic horror shenanigans? I think that's a bit out of your wheelhouse.
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gross not because of kyle's cosmic horror bullshit. gross because he's standing here considering listening to it. because despite their bitching, fighting, and jason's want to shove his fist into kyle's face whenever he opens his mouth, jason would still consider them friends enough to call him one. which is gross. but also cements-- )
Does it matter? 've got functioning ears and I probably won't tune you out.
( he'll argue that fair's fair, kyle listened to him bitch and clearly that's the only reason he'll stand here and listen to him yap on. but it's not. )
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