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[torchbearer]

Now? Always.

Then, probably not.

[reneger]

always expect b to pummel you
it's the only way to avoid getting pummeled

( a few moments later: a selfie of jason sitting on their couch, a very green knife in hand and a tired, smarmy grin on his face. )

bet i can beat gardner

[torchbearer]

I'm not so sure.

[reneger]

you're lucky i like you in one piece
otherwise i'd kick your ass just to prove a point

[torchbearer]

How would that prove anything?

Guy's kicked my ass plenty of times.

[reneger]

closest i've got, so you'd just have to make do

[torchbearer]

Unless you can replicate Batman's one punch maneouvre, you're out of luck.

[reneger]

i'm not punching you out
i'll punch b out

[torchbearer]

Now that I'd pay to see.

[reneger]

done
next time we're all in the same space

[torchbearer]

What.

[reneger]

next time we're around b
i'll knock him out with one hit

[torchbearer]

This sounds like a terrible idea that will backfire terribly.

[reneger]

you started it

[torchbearer]

I didn't start anything! I was just joking!

[reneger]

you started it
i'm finishing it

[torchbearer]

You're a real comedian.

[reneger]

no, that's dick you're thinking of

[torchbearer]

Dick just goes ham on puns.

[reneger]

he can do both at once
dick is a man of many talents

[torchbearer]

I guess I haven't seen that many in action.

[reneger]

i mean i am also running him against the rest of our crew
in comparison he'd be the comedian of the group

[torchbearer]

That seems fair.

[reneger]

i'll tell b it was your idea
knocking him out
i've got receipts

[torchbearer]

I'm pretty sure he's not going to take that seriously.